Labels:text | human face | person | clothing | screenshot | smile | black and white OCR: confined space simultaneously trying to out "Sammy" Billy was a scene right out of "The Gong Show." The next day everybody played nine holes of golf (more or less) and then waited around the rooms until showtime. Later that evening as Billy was being escorted to the stage through the kitchen area, two teenaged waitresses approached him for an autograph. Billy was happy to oblige, but no sooner had he finished signing when one of the girls blurted out, "Gee, I thought you'd be taller!" Billy just kept walking toward the stage and talking to himself: "Thanks a lot. I really needed that. Just the ego boost I needed before I go on. Where do I send the check?" The continuing monologue with himself was as funny as anything he said on stage all night. (A year later, I mentioned the incident to Billy. "Sure, I remember it," he laughed, "it was like a Scud right into my ego.") MENU
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